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An extremely self indulgent comedy album recorded by the Legendary Ten Seconds
Richard the Third Records Cat number REJECTLZ1, February 2023
Ian Chrutchwood out of tune singing and out of time guitar
Bridgitte Angleterre singing
Mick Peakman synth
Lord Zarquon the sounds of the Mellotron
Phil Swanning About All Over the Place on ye olde bouzouki
Rowing Curle Singing on 61st birthday song
Debby Helmouse singing on the chorus of Grumpy Santa
Not sure who is playing the drums
Comedy Songs
1. All he Wants for Christmas is a Mellotron ( a Christmas song about Mellotrons )
2. 61st Birthday Song ( same lyrics as another song about a 60th birthday except 61st replaces 60th )
3. Hair Loss 2000 ( spoof advert for hair cream as a cure for hair loss )
4. God Help Lord Zarquon ( using the tune of God Aid the Marshall )
5. Shazam in Kazakhstan ( about getting a shazam in Kazakhstan )
6. Graham's Tax Return ( the very boring tax return of Graham who creates the LTS album covers )
7. Graham the Greedy Landlord ( song about a different Graham charging too much rent )
8. Brian's Terrible Tenants ( song about bad tenants who make a terrible mess in a house )
9. Forgotten Password ( song about computer passwords )
10. Song for Alex ( song about Alex moving to a new job in Gloucester )
11. Santa was Grumpy ( a grumpy Christmas song )
12. His Lordly Status ( Lord Zarquon loses his Lordly status on Facebook )
All songs written by Ian Churchward except for the last line of the song about Alex which was written by Elaine Churchward
Album cover created by Graham Moores. Please note that Graham the greedy landlord is not the same Graham as the very nice Graham who creates the album covers for the Legendary Ten Seconds.
Graham's not completed his tax return
When will he ever learn
To get it finished straight away
Rather than leave it for another day
Tax return, tax return
Graham's not completed his tax return
Tax return, tax return
Graham's not completed his tax return
Tax returns are a fuss and bother
He'd rather paint another album cover
Then some money he would earn
Which would then require another tax return!
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